Posted in Philosophy, Social and political rants

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I think the most futile arguments I ever see online are those around Creationism, intelligent design, and Evolution/cosmology.

The first issue is that like most poor rhetoric, you are conflating a What with a Why We pretty much know “What” happened. But because some people feel threatened with their world view thinking their “Why” is threatened, they will ignore all the mountains of evidence to the contrary. (Some visible by just looking up into the night sky!) This is attacking the strongest part instead of the weakest.

You see, although most cosmologists agree that some sort of singularly of nothing existed, and then there was something which in mere minutes spread and became our nascent universe. There is no evidence as to why. To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. For no adequately explored reason. If you are a religious person. Insert God here. There’s no evidence to the contrary and you can take comfort in knowing you are as correct as anyone else who wasn’t there at the time. I remember reading a SF short story as a teen (who’s author and title has disappeared into the mists of my memory) a civilisation sent out a probe to collect knowledge. This was particularly well built and indestructible to all intents and purposes (I suspect Star Trek the motion picture writers to have read this as well) It observed all things including the eventual heat death and shrinkage of the universe to a nothing. Being so knowledgeable it figured out how to exist outside of the non existence space time. it spent countless Eons in non time thinking and then the last words of the story is the probe saying “Let there be light”. The thing is given the difference between evidence and belief this could be just as true. No matter how far you go back, eventually you get to a why question you can’t answer. Call it God if you like. Just don’t insist on teaching it as fact.

Then you look at our amazing planet. although it appears that proteins and amino acids can pop into existence anywhere anytime given enough of a soup of chemicals and energy. Life seems to have happened only once (as far as we can tell and it happened over 3 billion years ago before the earth had hardened from molten rock which is pretty amazing) one bag of chemicals twitched thus instead of this, and before it faded it found a way to replicate itself. All life from the thermophilic bacteria on ocean vents, to billionaires owe their existence to this trick.

“pull out a human genetic sequence to repair a faulty yeast cell and it will use it as if its one of its own – as indeed it probably is”

Bill Bryson

Its likely this has happened many times in the universe as evidenced by things found in meteorites. But the only time we know for sure is it happened here. Call us the pinnacle of creation if you must.

maybe “…things just happen what the hell”.

Terry Pratchett

My Narrative telling ape brain finds amazing coincidence in things like the Earth orbits within a very narrow band in the solar system that allows it to have have liquid water. A few degrees closer or further away and it wouldn’t. But that seems amazing to me because the correlation does not equal causation fallacy that I insist on seeing with my story telling brain. Take another fact. Our DNA, durable though it is, would be ripped to shreds in minutes ending the whole life thing, if it wasn’t for the fact that we have a magnetosphere deflecting it. This is produced by our spinning molten metal core. (the only planet in our solar system to have one) Honestly its as if giant engineers created an engine to produce and protect life. But just as real is that fact that because of this cosmological anomaly, Life when it twitched into being, was able to gain a foot hold. Life is a function of the earth, not the earth cradles life. Call it a miracle if you must, because it is. Just don’t insist that we now understand the thoughts of the divine.

Remember those undersea vents? Well scientists for years wondered why the Oceans’ Salinity remained (relatively) stable. Given erosion etc it should just get saltier and saltier until the whole of the earth is covered in it. But water is sucked down into subduction zones with the continental shelf, Gets swirled around in the mantle and sub mantle then many thousands of years later gets pumped out as fresh water. Like a balanced aquarium filter on a giant scale. I know there’s nothing supernatural about it. Like the magnetosphere, ice ages and the miracle of life. It just is. That I personally find it amazing is just because I’m a human trained to look for patterns, even ones that aren’t there.

Humans need belief. If only they tried as hard to believe in Justice, equality, mercy, kindness and fought to have them taught as immutable facts of existence, striking down bullshit exceptionalism and divisive thoughts. How much more could we achieve if we did?

Posted in Philosophy

The Most Useful thing I ever Learned

That young children under 7, cannot absorb more than one instruction at a time, and cannot absorb anything when they are stressed.  For example, a fairly typical set of instructions to your kids before going out might be:

“Can you pick up your toys, put them away, grab your backpacks, and wait by the car.”  This is may be the same set of instructions they get every day before going to school. But in children under 7, the most likely scenario is that they are found lined up by the car, ready to go, no backpacks and toys left lying in wait to trip you if you don’t look out.  That is because they were only able to process the last instruction. Parents then compound the problem by shouting,

“What did I just say!?”

The child scared by the parent’s anger, and entering flight and fight mode, gets Cortisol, the stress hormone, flooding into their system. This can chemically strip their last few moments of memory.  So they go silent or say,

 “I don’t know”. 

Naturally, the situation deteriorates from there. 

Now if you want a happier home life, keep instructions simple.  One at a time, and never follow an exasperated outburst with a question.  You’ll have less of your own Cortisol response to worry about.    

Posted in Arts and crafts, Philosophy

Tis the Season

The enduring Art of Unfortunate knitting

It’s winter. There are many hazards that the cold weather brings to the fore: Colds, Chill blains, ice frosted car windows, people who can’t drive in the rain and farewell nostalgia tours by has been rock bands. None instils the sort of terror into relative hearts, than the manifestation of the dreaded “Unfortunate Knitting”.
Now is the time that people who should know better get out the needles and attempt to knit things (or worse crochet them. That way it has all the draw backs of Unfortunate Knitting but with holes that allow the arctic wind to blow through into your very soul).
Initially it’s a scarf. These shouldn’t be a cause of fear and dismay but you’re wrong. Either they are yards and yards of lumpy uneven rows, curling at the edges because they’ve forgotten to do a nice rib (see intractable blue curling neck warmer example below)

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Note Unfortunate scarves knitted by author. The pink/red one was rescued from a young relative who started the scarf and went from 20 stitches to 40 in the space of a few rows creating a sort of semi pocket. This had to be matched on the other side. Worse part was the compliments on the “interesting” pattern.

or it’s a professional and workman like piece made with $2 shop wool which feels like recycled baling twine and barbed wire against the skin and most likely some bilious colour that would make a punk rocker blanch and even hippies think twice.

It seems a sad indictment on their lack of faith in their ability to finish anything or produce anything of any standard that “Unfortunate” crafters never spend the money on really good soft wool. Even when by a fluke, they produce something of merit it’s so ugly to look at or wear that no one ever uses it.

Once the scarf is finished the temptation to do a matching beanie comes into play. DON’T GIVE INTO IT. Nothing good will come of it. I assure you (see self-explanatory example lying beneath)

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There are many competent and crafty artistic knitters out there. This is not about them. But for the dilettante like me, nothing beats the expression on the younger relative’s faces when provided with a sample of your labour of love. It’s the dismay on their little faces that I Love. Maybe next week I can start on a knitted toy, but whether I can achieve anything like the main picture-left: (found in an op shop many years ago and promptly “lost” by my enterprising younger relatives as soon as my back was turned) will remain to be seen. “Wanna come with me to the $2 shop? I hear they are having a yarn sale. “